There’s never a good time to hear unpleasant news. But sometimes saying it in writing can soften the blow. This wife sends her husband an email about how things are at home while he’s away and to tell him about an unfortunate accident. It appears innocent enough, until the last line! You know what they say, “Accidents happen”.
To my darling husband
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, I am OK. Your Motorcycle is OK too, so please don’t worry too much.
I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will find it in your heart to forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. The neighbor took a picture of the crash, and insisted I include it.
P.P.S. Your girlfriend called for you.
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